I had ostrich steak today. Well it's not the first time I've had ostrich meat, let's see .. I've had ostrich satay which was superbly yummalicious, and ostrich meat on hot plate which was doubly superbly yummadroolalicious. However, after today, I concur I do not like any form of steak. Oooh ... a pocketful of ironies I tell you.

Firstly, I love beef, but I hate steak. I do not like the bloody taste in steak. Yes you might tell me to get it well-done, but then the meat would be too tough. And having it medium-rare will ensure the bloody taste. Secondly, I hate pork, but I love bacon and bak-kua. Then, I love peanut butter but I hate nuts. Well, I'm certain there are many other such paradoxes but I am unable to think of them off-hand right now ...

-->Darren Hayes - Insatiable<--

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