An irritating cab ride ... with a sickening Indian driver.
 
Driver : You look like a tomboy.
Me : *Raises eyebrow*
D : Ya, are you a tomboy ah?
M : No lah! (already very appalled with his audacity)
D : Sure ah?  What happened to your face?
M :Fell down.
D : Aiyo, women ah, must take care of their face, must be beautiful.
M : Yeah, luckily chin lah, so not so obvious.
D : That's why, now you not growing already, must be careful.  What if something happened to your breast?
 
I'm like ... Utmostly flabbergasted, with a stranger worrying about my breast? 
Sheesh.  Men.  Always preoccupied with their sexual idiosyncracies.
 
-->Sade - Smooth Operator<--
 

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